Atwoli faints in shock

Yesterday Atwoli thought he had played the perfect game, a meeting that started in his Isinya home ended in Ford Kenya delegates meeting where NASA principal Moses Wetangula was ousted as the Party Leader in absentia.

Wetangula called a press conference thirty minutes later and in a dramatic turn of events sacked the new appointees and reinstalled himself as the leader. For the first time he fulfilled his promise about making it messy with casualties.

What started yesterday boiled down today at State House. Pictures of Atwoli visibily tired and haggard flooded the internet. Kenyans mused he was tired because of the Congolese music he enjoyed during the Luhya meeting, others said weight issues had caught up with him.

As the day progresses, Kenyans started developing another theory. It was floated that the COTU Secretary General almost fainted in shock when he heard that Moses Wetangula was holding a mammoth Luhya Unity meeting at his home in Karen.