Moses Wetangula threatens to sleep with Atwoli’s wife

The Bungoma Senator once promised us it will be noisy, messy and murky. In a lawyerly style, he left out key details. When will it be messy? On whose bed will it be noisy? Do we expect casualties?

Moses Wetangula has decided to answer those questions in bits. It seems Atwoli will be the first person to feel the punch simmered by humiliation ministered by Raila Odinga and James Orengo. After the handshake, Moses Wetangula was the first baby to be put under foster care. He was forced to relinquish his position as the majority leader and replaced by the king of courtrooms James Orengo – the Siaya Senator.

After losing the coveted job in upper house, Moses Wetangula did a shaky teary interview were he promised us that we will see the bull he is. A few sympathizers gave him encouraging words though many wondered how Wetangula would go into a duel with Raila Odinga and come out alive. This was our soft spoken lawyer who some years back had been beaten by his wife to a pulp.

Moses Wetangula met his long lost brother Musalia Mudavadi in foster care. Behind the playing field, hiding from the bullies, the two took an oath. They will protect each other from political bullies. A plan was hatched. Once attacked by a bully, Moses Wetangula would cry in a shrill voice to attract audience, as they waited for help, Musalia Mudavadi would throw his big body on the bully and suffocate him if possible.

The plan appeared good on paper but it came with challenges. They did not factor in their step brother Francis Atwoli. Atwoli has given the duo sleepless nights. He has been spreading intimate secrets about the two and disparaging their political ambitions. As if that’s not enough, Atwoli has said the baton of Luhya leadership will go to a rival family.

When a coward meets a man he can beat he becomes hungry for a fight. Moses Wetangula is hungry and he is spitting fire. Atwoli will pay for what Raila did to him. In a recent rally, Moses Wetangula threatened to sleep in Atwoli’s marital bed so that he can see what kind of a man he is.

It’s not known how Moses Wetangula will want to play it. Does he love role play? Will he let the wife beat him with agreed safe word. Will the safe word be Musalia? If Atwoli’s wife beats him, will he file another report? Is there a law that discusses what happens when someone fails to respect the safe word?

Politics in Kenya have got murkier and messy. You can’t wait to see what a wounded ambitious man can do. Francis Atwoli should be scared and if not scared he should be careful. Moses Wetangula is roaring fire and nothing will prevent him from being a friend or running mate to Musalia Mudavadi.