RUTO’S GREAT MASTER PLAN FOR PRESIDENCY 2022!

Have you wondered why mostly in the morning when you are in hurry you find that your socks don’t match? Why when your buttered bread falls the buttered part must hit the ground?Why when in jam your Lane is always the slowest? Then you should not wonder the tragedies striking Ruto’s master plan. This is Murphy’s law, which states that anything that can go wrong, will automatically go wrong!

All the times I hear Ruto supporters boast about this plan, am reminded of a story of a mother who went to buy a toy for his son. After picking one, he told the shopkeeper that it looked Soo complex for his small son to play with. The shopkeeper smiled and told her, “This is the best, it’s meant to develop the child’s brain, it’s educational toy that lacks the correct stand, all stands are placed wrongly to teach the child about how wrong life is.” Indeed deputy Ruto’s master plan is an educational toy too, it completely lacks correct stands, his diehards are busy fixing the wrongly placed stands but it was meant to be wrong,for us to learn political lessons.

In the early days of choreographing this plan, the deputy president and his think tanks dint observe the law of an intended consequences. This law states that fear makes true what we are afraid of, thoughts become things and words become flesh. After the handshake, Ruto was afraid that president Uhuru Kenyatta would not support his presidential bid and that fear is almost making that to pass and his words about assassination is almost coming to pass, he is being assassinated politically though his words were suggesting physical, but the reality is that assassination is assassination.

Ruto’s first bullet in his master plan for top office was to use social class politics, the hustles nation. Even before handshake, during their honeymoon with Uhuru, Ruto was not going to be the president, he was going to be made president by Uhuru Kenyatta, Hustlers and with homeboy mentality in Kenya, kalenjins.
He forgot that his partner was not a Hustler,this led to divorce,he forgot that in Kenya the term elections is synonym of ethnic census. He forgot, that all members in Hustler nation in their social media handles are C.E.O of various organizations and have that strong feeling of being attached to dynasties and not Hustlers, ask ladies this, no man introduces himself as a Hustler during seduction. These people will betray him soon.

The master plan for top office had another second bullet, to make strong political allies, maybe this was brilliant, he was a student of Son Tsu in his book Art of war, “If you treat your soldiers as your own sons, they will follow you even if you are landing in deepest valley.” We have seen soldiers going down with him but the problem is he had poor timing. Winston Churchill had good reason when he said that politicians are like diapers, they should be frequently changed and for the same reason. He is in a fix, he can’t change anyone currently. Why did I say poor timing, he started strengthening the bond with his political friends long time ago and as we all know you can’t buy politician, you can only rent one, paying that rented one till 2022 and they are many politicians is costly. With the change in currency and many corruption scandles he is being investigated on will give him hard time.

Being in government, Ruto was expected to neutralize the opposition to give him easy time in 2022, off course this could not miss in this master plan. He knew that Raila could give him headache after handshake. He was to seize opportunity of reducing Raila by working with Miguna Miguna, who is bitter with his opponents Rsila and Uhuru, he is courageous, and liberal at once. Ruto lost this opportunity and can’t neutralize Raila anymore.
Indeed when it rains it pours!